Happy Birthday Jo Rowling! Thank you for creating the single most magical world that has become a huge part of many people’s lives.
Happy Birthday Harry Potter! Thank you for always being there to welcome us home, whether we come back to you by page or the big screen!
Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you
omg fun fact my dad makes adopted jokes all all the fuckin time and one of his faves is sort of a take on the classic “hi ___ i’m dad” response but instead whenever i say something like “i’m hungry” or “i’m cold” he’ll say “no youre adopted i keep telling you but you don’t seem to understand what the hell is wrong with you”
July 31st in the Harry Potter World